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Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts.
Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy.
Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface.
Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft.
Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges.
Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, mushy.
Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces, entirely liquid.
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2. |
Shiteater
02:26
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SHITEATER
Open wide and smile
Things are gonna get wild
With a growl, it's now crowning
So flash us that shit eating grin
A congregation on its knees
Hands bound, staring up at me
I feed them one at a time
The sacrement is hot wet chyme
As it rains around them
I cry tears of shit
As chyme rains around them
So long they've prayed for this
SHITEATER
SHITEATER
As it rains around them
I cry tears of shit
As chyme rains around them
So long they've prayed for this
SHITEATER
SHITEATER
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"I will bring distress on men
So that they will walk like the blind
Because they have sinned against the Lord
And their blood will be poured out like dust
And their flesh like dung"
- Zephaniah 1:17
I stand within this cathedral
Where darkest diarrhoea falls
Knee deep in the cack of the lord
Teeth brown from feculent word
We beg for our prayers to reach him
Eyes pink from faecal sin
Our fast broken upon his waste
Shit and piss is what we'll taste
Our prayers are heard
Hallelujah
Down floods his shite
Diarrhoea
His piss flows red
Hear the testament
Gagging on shit
Gorged on excrement
ANOINTED IN URINE
BATHED IN PISS
CROWNED IN FAECES
DROWNED IN SHIT
ANOINTED IN URINE
BATHED IN PISS
CROWNED IN FAECES
DROWNED IN SHIT
I drown within this cathedral
As puckered sphincter calls
Neck deep in the shit of the lord
Bloody chunks pour down to the floor
Our bellies groan for sacrament
Sucking down sweetest excrement
Lungs bloat and start to burst
Mouths open like urinals in thirst
Our prayers are heard
Hallelujah
Down floods his shite
Diarrhoea
His piss flows red
Hear the testament
Gagging on shit
Gorged on excrement
ANOINTED IN URINE
BATHED IN PISS
CROWNED IN FAECES
DROWNED IN SHIT
ANOINTED IN URINE
BATHED IN PISS
CROWNED IN FAECES
DROWNED IN SHIT
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Colostomized
02:15
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Clogged up with sepsis
Bowels a backed up dungeon
Shit loaded up to bursting
No exit through a swollen bung
Punctured in the gut
Your brand new butt
Hooking up the tube
Just above the pubes
COLOSTOMIZED
COLOSTOMIZED
COLOSTOMIZED
COLOSTOMIZED
A sharp pierce on through the stomach
Cack blows out in relief
The scalpel punctures the colon
And into the bag blasts backed up beef
Punctured in the gut
Your brand new butt
Hooking up the tube
Just above the pubes
COLOSTOMIZED
COLOSTOMIZED
COLOSTOMIZED
COLOSTOMIZED
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5. |
Drowned in the Tub
04:31
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Rub-a-dub-dub mummy drowned us in the tub
Now she can enter a very special club
We were reminders of her past and sinful life
Children spawned before she was a respectful wife
So it's really okay that we had to go
Held under water and down our throats it flowed
Five little toddlers laying on the bathroom floor
Blue in the face with a cross up on the door
This is something I have to do
To prove to God my heart is true
Hands around my children's throats
Held under water till their little bodies float
This is something that has to be done
Better this way than by a gun
Jesus told me I need to cleanse their sins
And afterwards I can finally go to Heaven
DROWNED IN THE TUB
BY THEIR OWN MUM
DROWNED IN THE TUB
DAUGHTER AND SON
DROWNED IN THE TUB
BY THEIR OWN MUM
DROWNED IN THE TUB
CHILDREN SO YOUNG
Five little ghosts drifting
Tugging on her skirts
A faint sound of crying
The loudness getting worse
A pine drawer opens wide
And a gunshot splits the night
Blood and brain splatter the pillow
Now she's a widowed wife
This is something I had to do
Husband stopped being true
He's better off a part of the dead
A single bullet in his head
DROWNED IN THE TUB
BY THEIR OWN MUM
DROWNED IN THE TUB
DAUGHTER AND SON
DROWNED IN THE TUB
BY THEIR OWN MUM
DROWNED IN THE TUB
CHILDREN SO YOUNG
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6. |
Dispose of Your Heroes
04:20
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The year 2021
Only one week in
The new year has come
Toilet water already spins
After a shit year
Comes even more shite
Like an underpants smear
Absolute fucking tripe
And you see your hero
Like a wad of TP
Plummeting to zero
Hands caked in shit and pee
Cold earth lies scorched
In the wake of violence
From gate to porch
Your memories stink of piss
FLUSH THEM DOWN
RINSE THEM AWAY
ONE MORE GONE
AT THE END OF THE DAY
SENT DOWN TO HELL
RUSHED OUT TO SEA
DISPOSE OF YOUR HEROES
AND WASH YOUR HANDS CLEAN
Just shaking my head
Influence runs deep
20 years of memories
Like a fucking disease
It won't be the last time
One marches to the pit
Another man down
Face first in his own shit
Even this song's title
Influenced by a lover of guns
Who taught me all I know
Yet a lover of the hunt
"Support the art, not the artist"
Can only go so far
When they hide their objectives
Behind their art
FLUSH THEM DOWN
RINSE THEM AWAY
ONE MORE GONE
AT THE END OF THE DAY
SENT DOWN TO HELL
RUSHED OUT TO SEA
DISPOSE OF YOUR HEROES
AND WASH YOUR HANDS CLEAN
FLUSH THEM DOWN
AND WASH YOUR HANDS CLEAN
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Death comes knocking
At your backdoor
Your colon quakes
You know what's in store
The gates blow open
And diarrhoea flies
You can't hold it in
So close your eyes
UNCONTROLLED
PROJECTILE
DEFECATION
Cack blows out
Like a feculent hose
It blinds your eyes
And gets up your nose
Your friends are soaked
Dripping with shit
Your rectum prolapses
As defecation is blitzed
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8. |
Perverted Deformity
02:22
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Released from its musky prison
Spew forth both piss and jism
Sentient cock hellbent on conquest
To rule a world erection blessed
A venom sack within the meatus
Virus filled set to defeat us
Rows of teeth within the dick slit
Electric shock within its 9 clits
Lashing against the grain
Infected by an alien strain
Possessed by jizz and piss
A flesh eating carnivorous penis
PERVERTED DEFORMITY
Standing tall against the world
From its vagina acid spurts
Wings spread as orgasm comes
All the while faeces erupts from its bum
Over the city it rains down fluids
Cum, piss, shit, and other liquids
Every human drowns under murky waves
Perversion rules this world now crazed
Lashing against the grain
Infected by an alien strain
Possessed by jizz and piss
A flesh eating carnivorous penis
PERVERTED DEFORMITY
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(Instrumental)
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10. |
Spine Snapper
01:42
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The skin torn away
Revealing vertebrae
Ribs snapped hard
The head smashed apart
This my trophy
Bloody and grisly
Snapped and drained
Satiating taste
Monstrous being
Wretched creature
Horrid monster
Back bone stealer
I'M SPINE SNAPPER
THE SPINE SNAPPER
The carcass left
Save the back's cleft
The column is all I need
On its contents I will feed
Cracked and sucked dry
The body face down lies
Licking out the juices
My throat now sluiced
Monstrous being
Wretched creature
Horrid monster
Back bone stealer
I'M SPINE SNAPPER
THE SPINE SNAPPER
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Repulsive Stigmata
03:52
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Arms held out wide
Nailed up and crucified
Hanged above a global latrine
Wounds wide open ooze and bleed
Crowned by rusty thorns
Feet clad in crusty corns
Lice and crabs chew his cock
COVID-19, he hacks and coughs
And the wounds bleed shit
Into this worldwide pit
Martyr of the shite
Messiah for the blind
Thrush drips from his tongue
Shit pushes out his bung
Stigmata bleeding filth
Diarrhoea from his veins now spills
REPULSIVE STIGMATA
WOUNDS BLEED FECULENCE
REPULSIVE STIGMATA
CRUCIFIED IN FLATULENCE
REPULSIVE STIGMATA
OPEN VEINS SPILLING SHIT
REPULSIVE STIGMATA
BEHOLD CHRIST LORD OF THE PIT
A cross looms overhead
High above the land of the dead
Blood and vomit spewing down
Drowning every city and town
Open wounds encrusted with fleas
Foreskin smegma pulses as he pees
A feast of wine and divine bread
Shit from his veins infected with dread
And the wounds bleed shit
Into this worldwide pit
Martyr of the shite
Messiah for the blind
Thrush drips from his tongue
Shit pushes out his bung
Stigmata bleeding filth
Diarrhoea from his veins now spills
REPULSIVE STIGMATA
WOUNDS BLEED FECULENCE
REPULSIVE STIGMATA
CRUCIFIED IN FLATULENCE
REPULSIVE STIGMATA
OPEN VEINS SPILLING SHIT
REPULSIVE STIGMATA
BEHOLD CHRIST LORD OF THE PIT
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Digestive Trauma
04:27
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The story begins with oral insertion
Teeth grind metal with total exertion
Splintered enamel mixes with steel
Shredded gums and tongue is all that you feel
And you swallow it down hard
Blood and steel slowly moves downward
Flesh is stripped from your oesophagus
Neck muscles strain as you swallow shattered teeth and rust
And the pain has only just begun
You try to smile but you're not having fun
Fragments of metal slide far down your throat
They pass into your stomach which will soon now bloat
Now entering the core of digestion
Still more agony before egestion
The stomach lining accumulates tears
Shrapnel and acid is such a wretched pair
And the pain inside is impossible
You flail and shake as your hands pull
The metal turns and twists deep within you
Nothing more excruciating till its time to poo
And the metal shreds on through your entrails
Your frenzied mind knows what this will entail
But the misery will not end just quite yet
We are still steps away from when it will egest
Your colon spasms as it is perforated
Pulsing viscera punctured and deflated
Spitting up blood and teeth in agony
As the shattered steel ruins your anatomy
The serrated steel now enters your rectum
Your bleeding from your ass up to your gums
The sphincter starts to prolapse with metal
Rusty iron in your arse settles
Now exiting the path of digestion
Agony wracks your body till your breathing's done
Screams dull to whimpers as your body dies
With a load of rusted metal traced deep inside
And your ugly carcass lies in the sun
With a tract of metal from mouth to bum
Shit encrusted steel juts out of your ass
This mass of iron was the last thing you passed
Digestive trauma
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13. |
Rotgut
00:45
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You're so drowsy
Not enough sleep
Hot brown bean juice
Melts your tongue loose
BURNING COFFEE
SCALDING TEA
PUCKER YOUR BUTT
HERE COMES ROTGUT
It burns so badly
You spasm madly
Your stomach explodes
Acid gut loads
BURNING COFFEE
SCALDING TEA
PUCKER YOUR BUTT
HERE COMES ROTGUT
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Eat Shit and Die
02:43
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Motherfucker I have got some advice for you
You're a fucking idiot with idiot views
Do us all a favour and get out of our lives
Go and fuck yourself and then please eat shit and die
Astonishing ineptitude
Fuck all of your ideas dude
Incredible imbecility
Take a long walk all the way down Fuck Off Street
EAT AND SHIT DIE
CHOKE ON THE CACK
DROWN IN THE CHYME
AND NEVER COME BACK
Cocksucking dickhead who is so dumb it is art
Get out of my face before I tear you apart
Never have I met a human dire as this
Get the fuck out of here and go drown yourself in piss
Astonishing ineptitude
Fuck all of your ideas dude
Incredible imbecility
Take a long walk all the way down Fuck Off Street
EAT AND SHIT DIE
CHOKE ON THE CACK
DROWN IN THE CHYME
AND NEVER COME BACK
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15. |
Autassassinophilia
00:43
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Riding on the fine line
Between climax and death
Hitting all the wrong notes
And flirting with the depths
AUTASSASSINOPHILIA
AUTASSASSINOPHILIA
AUTASSASSINOPHILIA
AUTASSASSINOPHILIA
Face to face with the reaper
Staring down his scythe
Kiss him on his toothy mouth
And grab him by his boney prize
AUTASSASSINOPHILIA
AUTASSASSINOPHILIA
AUTASSASSINOPHILIA
AUTASSASSINOPHILIA
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Reigning from a cold dark throne
Shining porcelain enthroned
Feculent fist within velvet
Eyes pulsing with the one true shit
King of all the sewage I see
Vomit, warm shit, blood, and pee
Sphincter opens wide for all
A brackish flood cleansing all
King of bullshit
Lord of vomit
Prince of urine
God of haemoglobin
Land of nightmares
World where no one cares
Kingdom of defecation
I rule this gory nation
Tyrant of toilets
The God of vomit
Ruler of pretence
REPUGNANT FECULENCE
Godhead of urine
Master of flush spin
King of rank incense
REPUGNANT FECULENCE
Lord diarrhoea
Blood shit messiah
Blackguard so intense
REPUGNANT FECULENCE
I am the one lord
Weilding the shit sword
Wicked tyrant of
REPUGNANT FECULENCE
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17. |
Long Live the New Flush
00:55
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LONG LIVE THE NEW FLUSH
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLUSH
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLUSH
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLUSH
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